doppelbangher:

Stefan must be a fire pokemon because he can’t do SHIT in the water. 

Can’t you carry them both? No. 

Break her seatbelt? No. 

Super speed Matt up and then super speed back down? No. 

Break open that safe? Nope, can’t do it. 

Water, man. 

thesouffleegirl:

groundchele:

Gangnam Style (Glee Cast Version) [HALF SPEED]

it sounds like demons at a strip bar and you walk in because demons took you capture and they need to take u too their boss but the boss is at a strip bar and you walk in and everythings in slow mo and theres hot demons pole dancing and you look around and theres gross demons shouting and throwing money and off to the side with a cigar is a big demon guy with a suit whispering something to a waitress and you look at them and they glare at you and then at your handcuffs

#i thought that description was an exaggeration #but no#that’s the perfect description for this

zarrylove4ever:

how long did it take you to this omg

Holy sheep.

OMG THIS IS AMAZING!

OMG WOW THAT’S SPOT ON! holy shit THIS IS AMAZING!

Someone has WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much time on their hands hahaha

OOOOOOMMMMMMFFFFFG!!! PRAISE THISSS POST!! :O

holy shit! whoa ..

you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING

WHAT DO I DO

ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES

FUCK

IT DROPPED MORE BABIES

MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH

YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES

FUCK MY LIFE

There is only one solution:

dashboard home buttons 

deadlysirius:

deathly hallows symbol

batman symbol

avengers symbol

harry potter scar

hogwarts

221b door

mockingjay pin

disney castle

impala

sam/dean’s anti-possession symbol

super husbands button set

tardis

warbler logo / warbler inbox

triforce symbol

darth vader

kingdom hearts

moulin rouge windmill

corgi

how i met your mother umbrella

lexiconophilia:

every time I walk past my neighbour’s letterbox a little part of my soul is sucked into hell

ladylindseyshaw:

tavrispriteling:

looz-y:

mickey-ears:

OKAY NOW 3D POSTS ARE TERRIFYING

^^^^^^^^^^^

THIS IS HOW YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO IT PEOPLE

THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE THE EFFECT

 I LOVE THIS

ion